[rightwingintelligentsia]

Never fear; the Grammar Nazi is always near. ;-)

Wherever someone uses an apostrophe to designate a plural, there I am.

Wherever someone leaves a defenceless participle to dangle in the wind, there I am.

And wherever someone confuses “there” with “their,” “hear” with “here,” I am close by, and prepared to set him or her right.

[Fudd Fan]

*gasp* that brings tears to me widdle eyes.

[advertising guy]

old age is funny....you “dangle” at the shoe strings and part your eyebrows to fetch a nickle

[Clint N. Suhks]

You forgot “they’re” hehehe...