Bought proflowers once. They arrived unbloomed, and when they finally did bloom, they were nothing spectacular. The “free gift” was a cheapo glass vase that we threw out.
While I’m at it, a regular mattress is fine with the wife and I (when I’m not sleeping on the couch, that is). So don’t need to know what my sleepnumber is.
Don’t need Carbonite, I use CDs to back up important files.
Don’t need Lifelock, I don’t use credit cards and I watch my bank online regularly. I’m extremely chary with online transactions.
I buy Turkey Hill Ice Tea, but would be willing to try one of Rush’s, depending on how well they mix with cherry vodka.