Damn, she’s ugly.
And the best one of all (borrowed from freeper Capt_Hank):She's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother.
When her mother took her to the zoo the ticket seller said "Thanks for bringing it back."
When she played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to bury her.
She's so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
“Son, I could place her out in my corn field and she would have crows bringing back corn they had stole three years ago.”
She isn't ugly but she has that softball pitcher look.