[surely_you_jest]

If she didn’t see this coming, she isn’t going to make much of a lawyer.

And while some firms might hire her on as an associate, just for laughs, I really don’t see her on a partnership track.

So I’m guessing that she’ll end up in some half-assed federal agency like Health and Human Services.

[proud American in Canada]

And while some firms might hire her on as an associate, just for laughs, I really don’t see her on a partnership track.

That's true. How does she expect to be taken seriously after this?

Unfortunately, she may have a future like Monica Lewinsky's. Which is not much, sadly.