Your map reminded me of GARFIELD’s explanation of our Oil Shortage:
“Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely Geographical.
Our Oil is located in:
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Coastal Alabama
Coastal Mississippi
Coastal Texas
North Dakota
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas
OUR DIPSTICKS ARE LOCATED IN D.C.!”
Now we can add, “ where they are Presided over by President Pond Scum!”