Actually, I think this post of yours is really funny, but it kind of makes me feel sorry for you because I think you really believe yourself. (And I'm pretty sure you won't go back and read your own words and apologize for what you've done).
Next time just think about what you're saying before you actually type the words, and you'll be better off.
Until then......
I typed the truth; if it doesn’t please, there are other, more sycophantic posts to read.