[libstripper]

I OBJECT to your using the name Canute and am deeply offended because the Canute, a one year old Great Dane who’s my newest family member, would never be so vile as any of those subhumans. He insisted you apologize as soon as I read him your vile post.

[Kenny Bunk]

My Norvegian Elkhound often dresses up as a Great Dane, usually before committing some incredible outrage in the neighbor's garden. Just the way them Norvegians are.

But stow the idle threats of Canute attacks. My Norvegian Elkhound can also impersonate a Chicago Pit Bull. BTW, this Great Dane intimidation thing leads me to believe that YOU might be a member of a Norvegian Street Gang, Lars!