NoMoHomoPhobia - fear that there won’t be any more homosexuals around to fund the Democrat party.
If a nomophobe can’t put his phone down, what’s the term for a person who hates them? Because that’s me. Sometimes I think they were one of the worst inventions ever. Why do people want to be accessible all the time? And I am so sick of seeing people blindly shuffling along, not knowing where they are, because they are so preoccupied with those damn things. On the way home the other day, I almost got creamed TWICE by idiots yapping on phones behind the wheel.
The next time you see someone creeping along in the passing lane or swerving all over the road, get beside them and take a look. Chances are they’re on the phone.