Nowadays of course we have to be "cool" like Bill Clinton telling women his method for them to avoid getting pregnant -- I guess I am just an old fuddy-duddy.
What's next?
Headline:
"Take my wife... please!" Not funny, Mr. President!
Outrageous Insult to All Women!
The House impeaches President Santorum. "Off him!" demand NOW.
Go to about.com and the contraception guide (who is a planned parenthood gal) use the same aspirin-between-the-knees maxim as a joke, too.