Hah!
You’ll want Phoenix or Tucson, then. You wouldn’t like New Mexico where I live, in the mountains east of Albuquerque.
Plenty of snow—and MUD!!— this winter. Not like Colorado or Utah or further north, of course, but more than what you’re looking for.
Good luck.
I live below the Blue Mountain on the Appalachian Trail. Besides the hippies hiking it smoking dope, that hill sucks all around.