[STD]

Boo Hoo!

A ministry unionist said museums nationwide were over 1,500 guards short of a full complement after over two years of layoffs imposed by the government in the entire public sector to address the country's worst debt crisis in decades.

[Savage Beast]

The Germans should offer to write off the Greek debt in return for that Praxiteles in Olympia and the bronze statues of Poseidon and Paris in the National Museum.

No. On second thought--make 'em throw in the entire contents of the National Museum.

(They can keep the nasty Hellenistic pornography.)