[Secret Agent Man]

Either one or two crroked agents, or a love triangle.

[REDWOOD99]

I’ll take “love triangle” for $500, Alex.

[muawiyah]

I had a meeting once and a federal cop fresh off field duty was there. He had guns dropping out of his pants, his boots, his coat jacket ~ he was nervous ~ and he should have been.

We let him take a short break to secure his equipment before he shot everybody.

That's why I never laugh about guns jumping off tables ~ I've seen that happen.