I have tried to respond to this but like others, there are no words to describe such stupidity from military leaders.
Bulletin: The military, in order to reduce costs will replace all weapons training with Lamaze classes.
The motor pool will be replaced with breast feeding stations with soft fluffy pillows.
Bullets will be replaced with Marshmallows.
SSAD (same sex attraction disorder) solders can now wear lace thongs.
I now know how our First Sasquatch (MO) felt when she was ashamed of her country but for completely different reasons.
Don’t forget adding “shoe shopping” to the Basic Training obstacle course!