Just how many San Franciscans get mental assistance from a dog?
Never mind, don't answer that.
People in San Francisco love their animals and pets don’t they?
The city is concerned about the declining number of families with children living there. The city has studied that problem, as it impacts the tax base, and the schools, and the vibe of neighborhoods, among other issues. But they cater to those who are childless, and pamper their pets instead.
I’ve received “mental assistance” from my miniature schnauzer before. Everytime I’d drive by a BK or a McD’s, she’d start barking like crazy, reminding me to go through the drive-thru and get her a cheeseburger. And one for me too, of course.
You know, so I wouldn’t starve or anything.
But dogs are Haram.....
Someone might get offended.
“Just how many San Franciscans get mental assistance from a dog?”
Two months ago I was in the security line at McLaren in Las Vegas. There was a girl in front of me with a little dog strapped to her chest. I happen to like dogs and I commented on hers. She told me that the dog was a service animal. I asked her what service it provided, she told me “emotional support”.
Granted, she appeared to be one these harmless souls who are afraid of their own shadow, but it was a first for me.
Got me wondering.. I’d like to bring my dog with me on my next trip, I wonder if that “emotional support” reason would work for me as well?
OK. We won't talk about dogs, but do you want to talk about gerbils?