"Psst! Mon cher, your pantalon are now crawling up into your gigantic derrier."
Look at the tension at the white woman daring to touch Mooch. Glutes clenched so tight a semitruck couldn’t pull a piece of greased dental floss from that crack.
And look at how she can’t even bear to touch the French First Lady with her hand.
We are truly sorry this ilk has been foisted on the world.