I like it but I would fine tune it a bit, how about :" With real unemployment at ... percent and gas prices rising and houses being foreclosed on why are DEMOCRATs obsessed with starting new sexual revolutions as a major political issue right now?"
Have you noticed that according to Dems, Republicans are 'taking away things ' like contraceptives from women that Obama hasnt even taken from employers yet to give to women? Those mandates havent started yet.
Democrats 'frame' issues, Republicans FU issues.
Just as long as you can work in that “aspirin between the legs” part.