"Call me Rev Obama. I just got ordained."
"And here's 'Sr Michele' on the day she entered the novitiate."
“If you like Stalin, Obama’s your man”
OR
“Obama: killing grandparents since 2009” (Obamacare reference)
OR
“If you still want Biden one step away from the presidency, you are CRAZY”
OR
“Want another 9-11? vote Obama”
OR (here’s a crude one)
“Shove your sticky fingered hand up your ass, not my wallet!”
Want more?
"Call me Rev Obama. I just got ordained."
"And here's 'Sr Michele' on the day she entered the novitiate."