During the 2008 election cycle I asked more than one lib with an Obama bumper sticker and a late model car to “share the wealth” and trade their car key for my key to my 12 year old beater. No takers, but the looks on their faces was priceless!
I just ask them if they lock their front door.
When they say yes, I ask them why. Are they afraid of a Conservative robbing them?
Believe me, they know the real answer, they just can’t admit it to themselves.