[BigSkyFreeper]

The one with “Wide Load” stitched on the seat of her bloomers should lead by example and stop eating bar-b-que short ribs, greasy hamburgers and sugar loaded pasteries. It’s none of her business what everyone else wants to eat. If she demands everyone eat roots, dirt, cardboard and watercress, she should show us how to prepare it.

[Daffynition]

“She’s no different than the rest of us,” Paula said about Michelle in a new interview.

Paula added: “She probably ate more than any other guest I ever had on the show! She kept eating even dur­ing commercials. Know what (the Obamas’) favorite foods are? Hot wings. Y’know – those kinds of foods that aren’t necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods.”

“Michelle now deeply regrets ever being on Paula’s show,” added the source. “There are a lot of digs she would have been able to brush off, but portray­ing her as a high-calorie gorger during her crusade for healthy eating is crossing the line.”