[Mark]

This topic came up last week and I wrote "I’m pretty sure that free cell phones was written in the Constitution. " Then the brilliant response came---

abishai to Mark

I found it...

"A well regulated voice, data, and texting plan, being necessary to the security of an informed and up to date populace, the right of the people to receive and bear free Cell Phones courtesy of the State, shall not be infringed."

[musicman]

"A well regulated voice, data, and texting plan, being necessary to the security of an informed and up to date populace, the right of the people to receive and bear free Cell Phones courtesy of the State, shall not be infringed."

(That was GREAT!!)