[Jack Hydrazine]

From the artcle:

“While this may mean that some families keep footballs and Frisbees at home, they may consider bringing a yard stick. The board also prohibited digging a hole in the sand deeper than 18 inches.”

No digging holes to China anymore?!?!? What is this world coming to these days?

[brownsfan]

“No digging holes to China anymore?!?!? What is this world coming to these days?”

Of course not. The commissars in the People’s Republic of Kalifornia do not want workers escaping to a land of relative freedom, (China).

[relictele]

The board also prohibited digging a hole in the sand deeper than 18 inches

Not to worry.

$16 Trillion holes are still permitted in the District of Columbia.