Woo hoo!! Bumping the FReepathon to the top!! [thread XXIX]

Click here to pledge your support! ^ | Feb 9, 2012 | Jim Robinson

[Jim Robinson]

Woo hoo!!

Less than 22% to go!!

Let's keep it going!!

We are the resistance!!

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[STARWISE]

Yesh .. it is ..I bad .. ;(

[The Cajun]

!!!WARNING!!! Very cutting edge humor below.

Yes, I know, I have no shame.

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[Brad’s Gramma]

LOL!!! MOST excellent!!!

[STARWISE]

ROFL !!

[musicman]

This one made me laugh pretty hard when I first saw it.

IIRC, TOL gets the credit from me for posting this one first, which I then "Onyxed"...uh..."borrowed"..

[STARWISE]

How ARE ya, BG? Hugs .. how many
grandbabies are you lovin’ on these
days???

[glock rocks]

Nite DJ.

We have tech savvy FReepers who can help you fix that clock.

You needn’t but ask.

Funny, I can but walk in these but shoes. Someone help me. No seriesly.

Oh, laces. Never mind. Um, oh... are all your clocks wrong over yonder in NY?

We can help. Mostly in increments. I’ll donate a few moments here and there.

I’m sure some of my southern FRiends will help too. Let’s look at it this way:

You might live in the north east. A northern state, by southern standards.

You have a son named Chris. You call him Chris. One syllable: Chris.

Okay, now say you live in the southern tier of states, and you have the distinctive calmness that southerness imparts...

You have a son named Chris. His name is three syllables: Chr-yee-is.

Okay, you see, the south is already, three-to-one, helping to accommodate the north in syllabic effort alone. They’re saving you two syllables for each one.

Mobile, AL: Let’s go have dinner. New York, NY: S’gweet. (translation: Let’s go eat.) The savings are obvious! I join my southern brothers and sisters in thankfulness for this transcendent time gift they share, selflessly, with us.

Need we go west? I fully embrace my westernfulness. Need we go further?

Well, there you have it. Sleep on it. Or, as we say out here... Shush now, get some sleep!

[musicman]

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[The Cajun]

If bad corny humor could get ya banned, JimRod would chase me out of here with a stick.

[Brad’s Gramma]

3 OUT, 2....still in. ;)

[Brad’s Gramma]

I’d have been banned..............years ago.

:)

Glock, now that’s a mystery. Why glock’s still here...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LOL! KIDDING!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

(to quote a famous poster)

“Wait. WHAT?”

WHAT did you just say???

[The Cajun]

JimRod JimRob, Very bad when you misspell the boss's name.

Probably getting his stick ready :^)

[glock rocks]

The Kel Tec bull pup has been tempting me.

You want to discuss temptation?

[STARWISE]

Wow ? A lot has been happening ... !
I bet you’re in HEVVVV-AN!!

[glock rocks]

“Wait. WHAT?”

WHAT did you just say???

I'm not sure. I'm sure it's legal in Nevada. You'll need to consult my lawyers. Or my tagline... wait, what?

[glock rocks]

[STARWISE]

Oh hye .. couldja put some more teeth into this 'Thon??

c l i c k

**dat's better .. arf!**

[glock rocks]

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh, yes....you could say I’m in Heaven, indeed...

Now, to get all the crew living in the same STATE would be REALLY nice...