Posted on 02/08/2012 1:20:49 PM PST by wagglebee
"Ask about our two-for-one special!"
Oops! Sorry, wrong address!
If I’m not dead, I ain’t gonna pay!
The Dead Collector: Well, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I don’t want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can’t take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can’t.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I’d be at the Robinsons’. They’ve lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when’s your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I think I’ll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Isn’t there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I feel happy. I feel happy.
*WHACK*
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
Can I get a pizza delivered with that?
Do you have gift certificates?
Can I get a franchise? I know of hundreds of areas in America I can make a fortune selling this service. All are where Dems live! lol
“When the culture of death tastes blood, they always crave more. “
Just have patience.
Even the Nazis who murdered in camps could not keep it up forever without drinking Vodka like it was water. The conscience has a way of creeping up on a person no matter how much booze is in the blood.
“The NVVE intends to maintain six mobile teams consisting of one doctor and one nurse”
Kill them, vikings. They are traitors to your culture and country.
Are you expected to tip the delivery boy?
I STILL don’t know how to post pics! Many thanks!!!!!
example: <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/2i95jeb.jpg"> =
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