[brownsfan]

It’s really only a matter of time before people will be legally marrying animals in the USA.

[PUGACHEV]

Once animals get their constitutional rights, I see no reason why they shouldn't vote. In fact, the aphids in my rose garden alone would allow me to swing the presidential election any way I wanted, if I could only get them all registered, and if they would vote as I asked them to.

[Chgogal]

Can't wait until dumba$$ judges rule that termites have squatter rights.