Did you know the Ayatollah loves bacon?
I keep trying to start a rumor that the guns our military uses have a metal lubricant derived from lard (pork fat)
That should make things interesting
P.S. There IS an industrial lubricant made from lard- I know that for a fact since I had to mop that *&^% up every night when I was working my way through college.
The ‘tolla is fixin’ to hear and smell something fryin’, and it ain’t gonna be bacon.