I can give you a real one.
Back about 20 years ago I had a co-worker who we suspected was gay and he would ‘march for a aids cure’ ever year and try to collect donations. I used to give him a hard time just for fun :)
So he gives me this crap that research into HIV symptom suppression drug was going to find a cure for cancer, so naturally we all would benefit from it.
I still have no need for a HIV drug
Still no cure for cancer.
My example was a real proposal by a presidential candidate.