Yeah, me too, I ain’t never been to tha gongo or nowhere else in Afriki an’ I ain’t awantin’ ta go but I did grow them big gongo watermelons when I was back on tha farm. Does that there gongorism hurt bad? That ain’t got nothin’ ta do with them funny lookin’ little drums is it?
Yessirree, Bob, especially if the left gongo is badly infected; a common situation among Congress critters of both parties.
The cure is even more painful. One lays the infected gongo on an oak stump, while a colleague smacks it sharply with the butt end of an Iver-Johnson shotgun. Both parties must, must I say, wear proper personal protection, and if it's a really old Iver Johnson, make sure it is unloaded. Rinse the exploded gongo with corn whisky, conserving a like amount for refreshment.
I must also warn you that the use of the word "watermelon" during the hopefully few remaining days of the Obama Administration could be construed as "racist."
I knows for a fact that The Mombasa MF, he don't like that.