If Mitt happens, true conservatives will get frustrated.
If true conservatives get frustrated, they will speak out against Mitt.
If true conservatives speak out against Mitt, they will be placed in a FEMA detention camp.
If true conservatives are placed indefinitely in a FEMA detention camp, they won't be able to vote in future elections to throw Mitt out.
Don't give up your right to vote in future elections to throw Mitt out.
Throw him out now!
Haha good one!!