Wife: “Honey, I think my water broke!”
Idiot: “Just a few more hours honey, I feel a breeze finally coming”.
Idiot: “Just a few more hours honey, I feel a breeze finally coming”.
That's a great illustration of the absurdity. It sounds like a bad joke - making modern automobiles as vulnerable to the elements as sail-powered vessels of centuries past. Sometimes, ships lay becalmed for so long that the captains would lower the boats and have the ships towed out of the floating heap of garbage, empty beef barrels and human waste that accumulated around the vessels' hulls.
Only now, two dozen men with oars can't render assistance. Yep, that really puts the progress in "progressive".