To: TwoSwords
Amish? I don't think the criminals were Amish. Let me decode the article for you:
A 65-year-old man shot two teens
First clue.
he was a 16-year-old from the city
Clue two.
Officials said his mother asked them to give her time to notify relatives before releasing his name.
Third clue.
The other teen, who was shot once
Note that the distinguishing identifiable feature is not identifying at all. Clue four.
A third teen, identified only as a 15-year-old boy
Clue five.
Police said the shooting occurred shortly before 11 [on a Wednesday]
Last clue.
Once you familiarize yourself with police procedure and basic crime non-reporting by sensitive liberals it's all perfectly clear, no?
12 posted on
01/26/2012 9:30:53 PM PST by
1010RD
(First, Do No Harm)
To: 1010RD
The mother sent him out on patrol?
15 posted on
01/26/2012 9:35:49 PM PST by
TwoSwords
(Romney is Crassus. Newt is Parthian.)
To: 1010RD
Nice work on the decode.
In this case the reporters omitted these often clarifying details:
a. he was an "aspiring" rapper or basketball player
b. commentary from his 32 year old grand mother
c. kind words from some local preacher or reverend, "Julius was a good boy with a warm smile."
30 posted on
01/26/2012 10:26:37 PM PST by
Jay Santos CP
("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
To: 1010RD
“Officials said his mother asked them to give her time to notify relatives before releasing his name”
She needs time to reach Father who doesn’t live at home? Time to determine WHO the father was. It takes time to reach
“relatives” in prison.
31 posted on
01/26/2012 10:36:42 PM PST by
faucetman
( Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
To: 1010RD
My first morning laugh! Could you please decode all future articles???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44 posted on
01/27/2012 3:14:39 AM PST by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: 1010RD
Your decode post is a classic!
62 posted on
01/27/2012 1:50:13 PM PST by
Red in Blue PA
(Read SCOTUS Castle Rock vs Gonzales before dialing 911!)
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