[american_ranger]

I used to have an untraceable weapons stash but I lost it in a tragic boating accident.

[Ozymandias Ghost]

That happens a lot; doesn’t it ...must be an occupational hazard of seafaring FReepers. Thank God you were wearing your PFD! ...you really must be more careful out on the water! (sly smile)

[Navy Patriot]

I lost it in a tragic boating accident.

You were on that boat too? Imagine the coincidence.