The perp must have worked with AMAZING speed and was incredibly prepared. The campaign manager took a short trip to the gas station and by the time he returned the cat was dead with “LIBERAL” neatly painted onto its side. An ordinary can of spray paint can’t do that neat lettering so it was probably an airbrush which means the perp was incredibly prepared. I wonder if it was an IWATA airbrush. I used to sell those.
Well, they'll simply have to outlaw them then. I do hope we find out who did this. Something tells me it will just drop out of sight.