[humblegunner]

Humblegunner is a lot of things, but "pathetic" is not one of them.

Oh, I don't know.

The show at 0400 on the way to the coffee machine might be classified as such.

That sucker don't walk too well! ;-)

[TheOldLady]

You have a walking coffee machine? It’s no wonder that it doesn’t walk too well, for it only has one eye. The technology is too new! ;-)