Is it just me or do the “injuries” look a little too symetrical? The two identical red lines near his eyes look like they were done with a scalpel.....Little Nip/Tuck going on Senator?
Yes, they do look very symmetrical, which is hard to achieve with a hockey stick. Watch for lurch to look “refreshed” in a couple weeks. Question is, why did he go out so soon after his cosmetic surgery?