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The Annual State of the Union Drinking Game (Vanity)
Teleprompter Of The United States
| January 24, 2012
| TOTUS
Posted on 01/24/2012 5:53:16 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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I don't usually post a Vanity, but the SOTU drinking game is a long-standing tradition here, and I hadn't seen it posted yet.
To: Charles Henrickson
Oh, let me, let me!!!! How about:
“I”
“inherited”
To: Charles Henrickson
Better appoint some designated drivers!
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posted on
01/24/2012 5:58:15 AM PST
by
duckman
(Go Newt...)
To: Charles Henrickson
we’ve got more work to do
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posted on
01/24/2012 5:59:04 AM PST
by
pghoilman
(Earth First. We'll drill the rest of the galaxy later.)
To: Charles Henrickson
With some of those selections I expect to be plastered about a half-hour into his speech. I guess that's a good thing - I can't stand listening to the bastard!
Etiam non princeps sed usque ad genua, Principis Pacis!
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:04:28 AM PST
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: Charles Henrickson
I think I’ll only take a drink on “let me be clear...”
Good thing I’ve got a sleeping bag and a couch at the office!
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:05:09 AM PST
by
Tigerized
(Occupy Wall Street? Go find the real culprits in the Capitol Building...)
To: Charles Henrickson
“Let me be perfectly clear”
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:06:18 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(Note to self: proofread, then post. It's better that way.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Good list, CH.
I suggest adding: “I won’t rest until ....”
A drink at every mention of ANY of the items on the TOTUS list would likely result in being plastered even before Moochelle starts pulling Twinkies out of her purse.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:10:50 AM PST
by
SharpRightTurn
( White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
To: Charles Henrickson
“Some say”...(that we should either go on a puppy murdering spree or slice the achilles tendon of every third child born)
“This is a false choice”
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:12:12 AM PST
by
Mr. Bird
To: Charles Henrickson
“previous administration”
“American values”
“my Republican friends”
“end to hostilities”
“energy policy”
“House and Senate Republicans”
“failed policies of the past”
“America’s working families”
“the right thing”
And last but not least...”FORE!!!”
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:12:32 AM PST
by
equaviator
( "There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
To: Charles Henrickson
"Their fair share..."
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:15:16 AM PST
by
Texas Mulerider
(Rap music: hieroglyphics with a beat.)
To: Charles Henrickson
If Obozo says “It’s my fault, I screwed up” immediately check in to the Hospital, you have become incoherent!
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:16:22 AM PST
by
corbe
(mystified)
To: equaviator
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01/24/2012 6:18:14 AM PST
by
Explorer89
(And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
To: RightOnline
Okay, I’ve got, fair/fairness, as in ‘paying their fair share’, although conveniently it’s never quantified as to what is fair.
For the smarty pants intellectuals in the MSM, I’ve got a news flash, LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!! Personally, I’ve found that adversity is an excellent teacher of principles such as humilty, and patience.
As to POTUS, his hubris will be his undoing. His use of I, me, mine is pathological.
To: Charles Henrickson
To: Charles Henrickson
Yeah. But we also have the annual Honorary Serb State of the Union non-watching game.
One glass of wine with dinner for me, and no Hussein to make me lose my temper!!!!
I hope that starting next year, we shall have a new President whom many of us will not mind watching on TV.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:24:26 AM PST
by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Good paying green jobs.
Fire insurance for a purchase of a Chevy Volt.
To: Charles Henrickson
“millionaires and billionaires” is always a lefty class-warfare favorite. i’m going to committ to two shots each time he says “wall street” as well as “fat cats”.
i fully expect to be hammered in no time.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:24:44 AM PST
by
ItsOurTimeNow
(Can't afford a ticket back from Suffragette City)
To: Charles Henrickson
How about words that won't come up? I'll start the list with:
Georgia
ML/NJ
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:25:24 AM PST
by
ml/nj
To: Charles Henrickson
Don’t ruin a perfectly good bottle of whatever by watching BHO’s SOTU while imbibing.
Turn off the TV/radio/’net, sit by the backyard firepit, and enjoy your beverage.
If you must, pretend the dancing flames are the economy once this administration gets thru with it.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:25:35 AM PST
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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