John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey (Yea right)

CBS Boston ^ | 1/23/12 | Boston CBS

[mmanager]

BOSTON (CBS) – Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.

He had two black eyes and a swollen nose.

[mmanager]

Best picture of John F'n Kerry that I have ever seen.

[mmanager]

Probably one of the Bruins upon seeing Kerry checked him right in the mouth.

[KarlInOhio]

Hunt's Ketchup? HUNT'S KETCHUP? Wham!

[tumblindice]

“I was, uh, sitting down at the ta—at a bar, rinkside and my wi—um, a hockey player told me to shut up and I thought sh—he said `Stand up.’
“It’s seared into my memory.”

[stormer]

Wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Breaking your nose hurts...

[Clint N. Suhks]

Maybe playing with his nose hockey...

[Mount Athos]

Here is a picture of the hockey player who gave it to him.

[Catmom]

He needs to take out a protection order against Theresa.

[ElkGroveDan]

Someone probably had one too many raisins and decided to let him have it.

[Psycho_Bunny]

I wonder what really happened.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Serves him right. Teresa told him not to get the last raisin.

[JoeVet]

Is John F’n Kerry going to apply for another Purple Heart?

Inquiring minds would like to know. /s

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Hockey? John Kerry?

[Yaelle]

Omg, that must hurt more than rice in the butt! Can he get the Medal of Honor for this?

[tallyhoe]

His wife hit him in the snoz with a Ketchup bottle!

[Track9]

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Obviously late to the party.

[mmanager]

LOL!!!!!!!

[DBrow]

How many think that if he’d shown up at a football event, he’d have broken his nose playing football?

This is the guy who watched Apocalypse Now and announced that he, too, had been sent on a secret mission in Cambodia, by president-elect Nixon!

[Osage Orange]

Bet he got another Purple Heart too.....