[AnTiw1]

1. Call his wife to tell her she better put on two layers of magic underwear on today.

2. Starts to write the Iranians a stern letter.

3. Finds out "Amahdinejad" isn't in the dictionary, after all.

4. Calls his bishop to see if he knows how to spell "Ahmadinejad". He doesn't.

5. Asks his bishop about the magical properties of his underwear versus a thermonuclear fireball. Bishop advises he better put on two pairs.

6. Sends the Iranians his stern letter, addressed to Mr. "A".

7. Reminds himself again, that when he becomes god and creator of the new Romney-Earth, he definitely isn't going to create muslims or uranium. What was the God of THIS universe thinking!?

[reaganaut]

That is PERFECT!