You must not be a big Boise State fan. Udderwise you would have seen the great humor in my post.
And beingst from Idaho, I know what a couch potato is. That is what happens when she unzips you and your crotch potato (to make you appear more manly) falls out, ruining the mood, and you end up sleeping on the couch. With your potato.
Some of us are couch carrots.