And to put it delicately her hormones are now going BONKERS due to that 'M thing', which happens to women of that age group. So if Ann would just go see her Dr and get an Rx for 'her condition' she'd come back down to earth. Plus those irritating hot flashes would go away.
On the upside, in her 'condition' it's a good thing she isn't married. With the arsenal she has her hubby could be in for some big trouble for not putting the toilet seat down.
[Hell hath no fury like a woman armed ;-)]
Wanna know how a woman disappears?
She turns 50.