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| If we only had a mad scientist, we could create the perfect candidate: A man with Perry's physical appearance, Newt's brain and eloquence, Palin's conservative ideology, and Romney's money. |
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| Perhaps the same mad scientest who was responsible for the success of the Beatles. The one who created Paul McCartney: The eyes of a puppy dog and the ass of a woman. |
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What's wrong with Sarah Palin's physical appearance?
Maybe we could call him Marco....
Yeah, where are mad scientists when you need them.
I’d take someone with Perry’s looks, experience, brains and conservatism, but since I can’t have that, I’m pretty happy to have Newt.