For me, it’s Anyone (_|_) (Butt) Obama. I’ll take the most conservative yet electable candidate.
How many heads here will exploded if the ticket winds up being Gingrich-Romney or Romney-Gingrich? (Foes winding up a team...remember Reagan-Bush)
As for polygamy, my joke is perhaps “Romney believes a marriage is between a man and a woman, and another woman,
and another woman...”
I would be opposed to Romney being on the ticket in any capacity. The same factors which would make him a disaster at the top of the ticket would weigh down the ticket if he were in the VP slot.