[Eaker]

It is a shame that anyone who considers themselves a conservative can’t see through Romney like he was made of glass.

[glock rocks]

That's why you'd never take only one mo fishing - he'll drink all your beer.

These folk are sold on Romney, even in their almost universal detestment of the kenyan.

It's quite unnerving. Maybe they're spreading their forgiveness of Brother Hairy Reid. Who knows?

Now that Bill & Nada's is gone, we can't even prove they eat brains at night.

local: the now defunct bill and nada's was a 24/7 Salt Lake cafe that was famous for their fried brains and egg breakfasts.