[rbg81]

...out of despair for our Navy, which has gone from naming ships for heroes to naming one the USS Murtha!

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Ditto. The way things are going, wouldn’t be surprised to see a USS Harvey Milk in the not too distant future.

[RipSawyer]

If you ever see any vessel, even a dinghy, named the USS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, it will mark the end of the USA! Well, on second thought maybe we should commission a one man rowboat with that name just to remind people what a tiny excuse for a man he is.