It is my firm and concrete belief that Newt would actually say things of that caliber.
What’s amazing is your statement about what you’d NEVER do.
ALL things being equal, mebbe the Mitt Roninator may be more your caliber, eh?
Except for ONE thing: we ALL are going to gunn for your ass every and any time we see it.
Now stick that bulbous thing out there and we, I meann ALL OF US (we) are going to shoot at it simuiltaneously and with everything and ANYTHING that “we” have at our dispossal...
I hope you get well soon. Cheers and seek professional help.