[driftless2]

I know Paul is not a real Republican, and I'm wondering if he's even a real Libertarian. He sounds like he should start the Conspiratorialist Party. That way he can attract the nutters from the fringes of all political philsophies.

You're a leftist nutjob, I have something for you in my criticisms of America, my lending credence to Truthers, and my attacks on Israel and the military. You're a right-wing nutter: reduce the enforcement side of government, get rid of the CIA and other spy agencies, and send America into isolationism. Paul's new campaign slogan: I've Got Something For Every Nutter Out There.

[Nonstatist]

reduce the enforcement side of government

Many people don't realize thats the key element to his platform. He's basically a neo-anarchist; his critiques have included being against jailing drug criminals and the use of police forces to ensure the safety of our streets . ..

Oh, and he never in a million years would he really want to be the executive of anything. He's the quintessinal blowhard legislator with nothing on his belt to point to, and no interest in "enforcement".

[Bikkuri]

Here you go ;) And thank you driftless2 for the idea :D