Dang, son ... get your money back!
Sure he says that now. Wait until he realizes that what his mother did to him was on the order of several magnitudes worse than anything a schoolyard bully could possibly dream up.
As time uh - drags on, what will he think of normal society, the one that has a simple yet persistent expectation that the curtains will match the carpet chromosomes?
Best scenario: back to Thailand for him I suppose.