Here’s my view how things will look after Romney is our nominee:
BECK: “As long as Romney doesn’t mess with my gold or hoarded food, I’m happy...I’m happy...I’m happy...I’m hap...(PAT GREY:...”Glenn, GLENN, STOP you’re doing that repeating thing again”
RUSH: “ I knew all that stuff about Romney but Gingrich , Perry and Santorum hates capitalism, and don’t rag on me just because Bain helps pay my salary”
FOX NEWS: “There’s a lot we didn’t know about Romney” (panel nodding frantically) (http://www.opensecrets.org/usearch/index.php?q=bain+capital&sa=Search&cx=010677907462955562473%3Anlldkv0jvam&cof=FORID%3A11)
PALIN: “ I waited too long and now First Dude spends all his time in Alaska with his dogs and sled”
PAUL: (whining) “That traitor, after everything I did for him and he picks Nikki Haley as his running mate for a lousy $36,000?”
KRAUTHAMMER: “Heh Heh Heh... Ooops sorry panel, I just thought about something funny... No REALLY”
HUNTSMAN: “ I didn’t know how he really sees where China is” (dropping forks and spoons on the floor)
NIKKI HALEY: “Hey, don’t look at me like that, I’m a woman and couldn’t get past his good looks and money clip”
ROMNEY: “ Hi panel, I just thought I’d drop by and thank everyone for your support, I wouldn’t be your nominee without it”
PAUL: “ You’ve got a lot of nerve showing up here, we’re Conservatives here not moderate, abortion lovin’ flip floppers like you, traitor”
ROMNEY: “Ron, the one thing I have alway admired about you is your sense of humor.
CAIN: “PIZZA DELIVERY !!!
ROMNEY: I got it guy’s, maybe it will stop some of the buyers remorse around here, how much Herman?
CAIN: $999.99
RUSH: “GREAT, I got truck load of “Two if By Tea” outside to go with it”
PANEL: (groans)
BACKMANN: “Hi everyone, REMEMBER ME, the only REAL Conservative?, I thought I’d stop by and introduce you to my 453 REAL Conservative children”
CAIN: “We’re going to need more pizza”
RUSH: That’s ok, just load ‘em up on some of my tea, the most delicious beverage on the face of the earth.”
SANTORUM: Now hold on there just one coal pickin’ minute Michelle, I was the only REAL Conservative in the race , and my record in Congress proves it and I’m more religious than anyone in the field. I also brought home to Pennslvania more money than you did for your state and don’t call them earmarks they are...WAIT, did someone say pizza?
GINGRICH: “Well, Well, Well, here we all are, all crying in your tea. You all just couldn’t look at the real facts behind Romney’s facade, could ya’? OH nooooo, I was the capitalist hater, I was an evil Congressman and I was (gasp) a Southerner.”
“I showed you the perfect scenario of how easily Romney here will be defeated and you branded me as a villian, a anticapitalist, a Alinskynite. Well, go ahead cry me river because you have just reelected obama when his media and his talking heads get through going 24/7 with the same facts I tried to show you.
ROMNEY: “Now just calm down, Newt, here have some pizza. I bought pizza”.
RUSH: ‘...and don’t forget, I brought the most delicious beverage on the face of the earth, c’mon Newt, try it and let bygones be bygones. I’ll take back everything bad I said about you and urge my listeners to vote for... uhhhh...well I guess I can’t help you there but, I’ll tell you what I’ll do, I’ll do that spank myself thing on the radio...how about THAT?
GINGRICH: “You two take your pizza and your truck of tea and pass it out to the people at obama’s next swearing in. I’m out of here.
Funny....!!! Thanks.