Other possible responses:
1) Pull my finger.
2) Let me apologize for the caterer. He thought Muslims weren’t allowed to eat beef fat.
3) I’m so sorry about al-Asqa being razed. Wait, is today Tuesday? Never mind.
4) So, how is that ‘penis enarglement’ thing you ordered working out? Does it hurt?
What is “Penis enarglement”?
Have I missed something?