He shoulda put the dog in the trunk like any normal person would!
Reminds me of a story I read earlier. They didn’t actually put their dogs in the trunk, but someone thought they did:
Couple Baffled Over Animal Cruelty Charges
http://www.kten.com/story/16501658/pottsboro-danika-shipman-dotes-on-her-yorkie-penny-she-and-her-husband-john-will-tell-you-their-dogs-are-like-family