Savage once mocked Art Bell while playing sci-fi music, called himself Mike Bell broadcasting from the desert.
I could not read or write until I found an unopened bottle of Hadacol that my grandad gave me when I was ten. I found it about 15 years ago and after that one bottle I scored above average on the GRE -- it's still ain't one of them collage things and I am still a (happy) nobody but . . . .